SEX INSURANCE

Recent studies have shown increasing demand of people not only seeking life insurance, but more specifically Sex-Insurance. The insurance companies have formulated the following options:

Option 1: If you sleep with your spouse only - 1 LIFE DIRECT

Option 2: If you sleep with your wife in your car - AUTO & GENERAL

Option 3: If you sleep with someone else's wife: - MUTUAL & FEDERAL

Option 4: Sleeping with your mother-in-law - OLD MUTUAL

Option 5: If you sleep with a Muslim-girl - SANLAM

Option 6: Sleeping with more than one person at the same time - PRESTASIE MULTIPLEX

Option 7: Taking advantage of the person you sleep with - LIBERTY LIFE

Option 8: Man sleeping with another man - HOLLARD

Option 9: Having sex on the spur of the moment - MOMENTUM

Option 10: Sleeping with your ex-wife - OUTSURANCE

Option 11: Sleeping with a prostitute - BUDGET

Option 12: Having sex with someone you don't even know - DISCOVERY

Option 13: Having sex with a virgin. - 1st for women